Alright ladies, admit it; you remember the scene in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement where Queen Clarice Renaldi (Julie Andrews) shows Mia Thermopolis (Anne Hathaway, pre-cat woman days) a PowerPoint of the Most Eligible Royals so that she can pick a husband and therefore be able to ascend the Genovian crown. Well, we at Loco Magazine did not think it was fair that Anne Hathaway should have all of the fun, so we have prepared a list for you of Britain’s Most Eligible Bachelors, match.com style (you’re welcome, America).
Prince Harry of Wales
Username: armypartyboi
Birthday: September 15, 1984 (28)
Full Name: Henry Charles Albert David
Hometown: London, England
About Me: “I am a captain in the Army, because I enjoy the thrill of defending my country.
Some little known facts about me: “I invented the catch-phrase YOLO (you only live once); I like skiing, motocross racing, partying (sometimes naked), and am very competitive and enjoy playing (and winning) polo.”
Daniel Radcliffe, Prince of Hogwartz
Username: notreallyharrypotter
How we know him: The Harry Potter Franchise
Birthday: July 23, 1989 (23)
Hometown: West London, England
About Me: “You could say I like a little magic, both in a relationship and in life. Being cast in Harry Potter definitely changed my life, for one, people still call me Harry. I also have a natural instinct to defend my girl from the threat of doom and gloom, evil monsters, and Draco Malfoy for trying to steal her from me.
A little known fact about me: I still have the invisibility cloak.”
Wentworth Miller, King of Hearts
Username: looking4luv
How we know him: Fox’s Prison Break
Birthday: June 2, 1982 (40)
Hometown: Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, England
About Me: “Reasons why I am I am the ultimate bad boy: I give great pouty looks in hoodies (move aside Channing Tatum), have tattoos that can be removed if you don’t like them (#betterthanAdamLevine), I get into trouble all the time and like breaking people out of prison for fun-zies.”
Harry Styles, Archduke of One Direction
Username: coolerthanbeiber
How we know him: The pop boy-band One Direction
Birthday: February 1, 1994 (19)
Hometown: Holmes Chapel, Cheshire, England
About Me: “I’m Harry Potter Styles. I’m in the boy-band One Direction. People sometimes group us all together, but I’m not like the others. For one, I like to think of myself as the older, wiser one. I write a lot of our songs and organize our costumes for tour (bright colors are my thing). I also like older women…Have I mentioned I use to date Taylor Swift?”
Christian Bale, Knight of Darkness
Username: therealdarkknight
How we know him: Christopher Nolen’s Dark Knight Trilogy, American Psycho, among others
Birthday: January 30, 1974 (39)
Hometown: Wales, England
About Me: “I’m Batman. Still looking for Rachel… Have I mentioned, I’m Batman?”
Ed Westwick, King of Gossip
Username: im2sexi
How we know him: The CW’s hit, Gossip Girl
Birthday: June 27, 1987 (25)
Hometown: Stevenage, Hertfordshire, England
About Me: “I am an actor known for my ability to be smooth with the ladies. I use to be in a band over in England, so I can serenade my girl with my crooning. I like making money, taking long walks through New York City at night, and being the highlight of your day.”
Ian Somerhalder, Prince of Steamy Eyes
Username: notreallybritish1
How we know him: LOST, The Vampire Diaries
Birthday: December 8, 1978 (34)
Hometown: Covington, Louisiana (*cough cough* I mean London)
About Me: “I am a model and actor who’s really good at giving you the ‘sultry stare,’ the ‘pouty face,’ or the ‘steamy [we have a connection] eyes.’ I like long walks on the beach (have you seen LOST?), sucking people’s blood (hello, Vampire Diaries), and being in a relationship with you *wink wink.* (…just don’t tell my girlfriend I’m on here, things aren’t really working out…I’m also not British, but no one’s really that honest on these things anyway.)”
Nicholas Hoult, Slayer of Evil Giants
Username: ucancallmejack
How we know him: X-Men First Class and the upcoming Jack the Giant Slayer
Birthday: December 7, 1989 (23)
Hometown: Workingham, Berkshire, England
About Me: “I don’t like to brag, but I have some powers that can thwart off evil doers and are better than any dumb invisibility cloak (yea, I’m calling you out D.R. (you know who you are). If you don’t believe me, you can check it out on screen in X-Men: First Class. I am newly single (and looking) after my split from Jennifer Lawrence and am ready for new adventures or whatever you can throw my way. Call me, or I could call you, or we could text, or skype, or Facebook, or…well, yea. Did I mention I’m single?”
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Have a favorite Bachelor that you do not see on the list?? Then we want to hear from YOU! Email your favorite bachelor ideas to: ashley@locomag.com
