Nightmare Fear Factory: Funniest Haunted House Ever?!

Oooooooh. It’s that time of year again … Halloween! October is the month to flaunt your spookiest, most spine-chilling, bone-rattling, heart-pitter-pattering (okay you get the idea) costume in preparation for a mischievous night of candy stockpiling and trickery. But what do you do when you’re too old to go trick-or-treating, too bored with giving out candy, or just plain don’t feel like putting together a last minute ensemble? Why, force your friends and family to accompany you to a haunted house of course! And what better place to go then the Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls.

Known as “the scariest haunted house in Ontario”, this 2-spooky-4-you haunted house has quickly become famous for their Flickr photostream, which features groups of patrons getting the pants scared off of them as a hidden camera captures their hilarious expressions of pure terror. The pictures are so wildly funny, in fact, that many Internet users have begun adding text to them and using them as reaction images on websites like Tumblr.

It’s hard to resist putting a caption to these photos when you’re trying to figure out what the heck it is exactly that they’re looking at. Here’s a list of some of the best snapshots from over the years with only the most appropriate subtitles:

“Did somebody say CHARADES??? *grabs crotch* Can you guess what I am?”

OMG! What do you mean Starbucks is CLOSED?

Spare me O’ Lucifer and TAKE MY WIFE!!!

HELL YEAH F*CK AUTHORITY and SOCIETY MAN I’m HELLA HARDCORE mom can you drive me to the show PUNK ROCK 5EVER OPEN UP THIS PIT

WHAT??? YEA-YUHHHH!!! OHHHHKAYYYY!!! *in my Lil Jon voice*

Oh, how the tables have turned … who’s scaring who now?!

♬ Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga; I know you can’t control yourself any longer; Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger; Don’t you fight it till you’ve tried it; Do the conga  beat ♬

So who’s up for a game of LEAPFROG? Welp, guess I’m first then! Here goes nothing!

“Hey, girls … maybe if we try to camouflage with the wall-” NOPE

The light … IT BURNSSSSSSS

#TeamFluorescentBeanies

Did somebody pre-order tickets to the gun show? I mean, do you even lift bro?

I’m not a model, I swear.

Loco readers! If you enjoyed this article (or perhaps found it wasn’t tickling your sides enough) leave a comment below if you can think of a better caption! Also, check out Nightmare Fear Factory‘s website for more information about their haunted house and to see more pictures!

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