When someone thinks of info dumping, real quick tends to refer to a large amount of information being presented at once. But when I think of info-dumping, I think about someone telling me gossip without knowing anything about the event or person. So with that in mind, I went around asking people, “What’s the tea?” However, to protect people’s privacy, all the quotes are anonymous.
“My roommate’s ex-girlfriend cheated on her with her friend, then that friend also got cheated on by that ex-girlfriend. They both found out later that the ex-girlfriend was f***ing her own sister.”
“I think a professor is going to get fired.”
“I’m in love with my teammate’s girlfriend.”
“I hate my roommate so much. I even tried to leave by doing crazy stuff to get them to leave.”
“Me and my roommate compared sizes and he’s bigger than me.”
“I thought I was pregnant, but then remembered I was a virgin.”
“I lie to my roommate about when I go to my boyfriend’s dorm cause otherwise she tries to follow me cause she likes my boyfriend’s roommate.”
“Me and my friend are snapping the same guy.”
“I switched my major to be closer to my crush.”
“I hate my biology teacher.”
“I accidentally pepper sprayed myself when I got drunk on Saturday.”
“My professor is really hot so I went to his office hours to try and seduce him.”
“I refuse to shower in the dorm bathroom so I drive home every night to shower. My mom gives me gas money for it.”
“I use my money credit card to pay for my shopping addiction.”
“I still sleep with my nighty.”
“I pretended I liked a show so my friends wouldn’t leave me to go watch it.”
It was definitely interesting to find out some of this gossip, but I also did not want to pressure anyone into saying the gossip they had or knew about, especially if they felt uncomfortable.
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