Welcome to our Expert Advice column, where we gathered a team of Human Experts to give you the very best advice for all of your human problems. This month’s advice is on the subject of how to pack for an outer space journey.
The Ultimate Zero-Gravity Packing List
A blanket in case you get cold or move closer to the sun, that’d be a great idea!
Make sure to take only liquid bath products – liquid toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, etc. They glide a lot smoother in space!
Make sure those liquid products are under 3 oz or you might encounter some issues with space TSA.
Be sure to bring a horse in case you want to travel outside the ship.
Bring a goldfish bowl for proper head protection and one for your horse.
A morphsuit is the only way to survive the pressure in space. Bring 3, and don’t forget one for your horse.
While other kids can easily define their childhood by the games they used to play outside with friends, I can sit you down and tell you about the shows I watched in (probably unhealthy) detail. When it came to entertainment, Nickelodeon was my favorite. There are two shows that essentially defined my childhood: All That and The Amanda Show.