Statistically, you’re probably not the best singer in the world, but if you’re anything like me, you still think you have a good shot at becoming the next American Idol. Training mostly consists of shower singing sessions where you can train your vocals and raise your water bill. However, what if I told you that you’ve been singing the wrong songs and that you can maximize the rate at which you improve by adding just five more to your repertoire? Keep reading if you want to get the most out of your shower studio.
- Feels Like Summer (Childish Gambino). In this hit single, Gambino follows a hypnotizing melody that reaches all the right highs. The chorus proves the most unforgiving, forcing even the most squeaky-voiced singers to raise their pitch at least ten fold. The song lets you look forward to the hot months while sprinkling in some heartfelt lyrics that put your routine into perspective.
- OKAGA (Tyler the Creator). When you’ve mastered the highs of Gambino’s single, the next and final challenge is to master Alice Smith’s almost unnatural highs in Tyler the Creator’s OKAGA. Gentlemen, you’re more than welcome to sing along when the song gets to the more passionate lyrics. If you need some reassurance of your masculinity, simply look down and be sure to check for any bumps while you’re at it.
- Queen (Perfume Genius). Now for the lows. If you’re feeling a little down and want to spiral just a little deeper into your depressive state, the trippy instrumentals, ephemeral echoes and beautifully played synthetic choruses this single provides will do just the trick. No worries, no one can see your tears in the shower.
- Tennessee Whiskey (Chris Stapleton). Not a country fellow? Well, this song might leave you questioning your musical orientation. Truly as smooth as Tennessee Whiskey, Chris Stapleton offers a bewitching melody that will leave you rocking back and forth long after the five minute single is over. You’ll definitely want to replay this one a few times. Have a towel nearby to dry your hands so you can hit the replay button on your touchscreen or face the consequences.
- GUMMY (Brockhampton). Warning. Long exposure to this song may lead to the sudden urge to rob your own apartment. However, the risk is well worth it as you get to work on some of your rhyming skills while working in a dangerous hook over one of the wackiest instrumentals. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any persons injured or missing items during the playing of the song and/or music video.
You’re ready. Well, to be honest I wouldn’t actually try to sign up for American Idol since they might not understand your… genius. Don’t worry. At the very least you’ll have some fun tunes to startle your neighbors with and a fresh challenge for your talented vocal chords.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/33aHHK0GhH7Ci7cYkhn2Ll
