Hi, we barely know each other yet for some reason modern societal constructs could lead people to believe we might be close friends. We’re not at all!
I had a good eight to ten years of internet free existence, and let me tell you, most days I want to hop into a time machine and transport myself back to the days when I wasn’t constantly overwhelmed with emails and Facebook messages or faced with the burden of having to think of carefully crafted tweets and witty Tumblr posts.