I’m Dropping Out of College and Going on A Safari
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, which is why we call it the present,” so why am I sitting in a university classroom learning algebra (that I still don’t understand) for the seventh year in a row?
If today really is such a gift- sorry not sorry, I’m dropping out of college and going on a safari. And when I’m done with that I will be…
- Skydiving
- Wrapping a snake around my neck
- Going rock climbing
- Flying a hot air balloon
- Making a smoothie
- Making my own smoothie business
- White water rafting
- Buying a truck to sell smoothies
- Getting more tattoos
- Eating fire
- Riding an elephant
- Bringing my smoothie truck to sell smoothies at music festivals
- Meeting someone famous (I’ll let you know when i know)
- Starting a charity
- Doing my dishes
- Writing a blog
- Writing a song
- Writing a book
- Writing two books
- Taking an art class
- Taking an IQ test
- Researching ways to improve my IQ
- Trying acupuncture
- Playing the stock market
- Learning how to cook
- Eating a meal from a famous chef (again, when I know, you’ll know)
- Learning a line dance
- Touching a famous piece of art
- Meeting Oprah
- Seeing a 3D movie
- Doing a proper hula dance
- Setting a Guinness Book of World record
- Watching sumo wrestling
- Participating in sumo wrestling
- Making a balloon animal
