One of my favorite TV shows is Community. The show was written mainly by Dan Harmon, and has a star studded cast including Donald Glover, Joel McHale, Danny Pudi, Alison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, Jim Rash, Chevy Chase, Yvette Nichole Brown, John Oliver, and Ken Jeong. I like this show a lot because of its sense of humor and how it doesn’t take itself too seriously. It follows an ensemble cast of community college students as they meet and become friends through a Spanish study group. As someone who has rewatched the show at least five times all the way through, these are some of quotes from the show that stand out for better, or for worse. Enjoy!
Season 1, Episode 1: “Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone who turns me on?”
Season 1, Episode 2: “We can have a candle-lit vigil like lesbians have on the news.”
Season 1, Episode 3: “How ‘bout I pound you like a boy?! That didn’t come out right.”
Season 1, Episode 6: “I’m saying you’re a football player. It’s in your blood.”
– “That’s racist.”
– “Your soul.”
– “That’s racist.”
– “Your eyes?”
– “That’s gay.”
– “That’s homophobic”
– “That’s black.”
– “That’s racist!”
– “Damn.”
Season 1, Episode 8: “The next person who offers me charity or pity, will be mentioned by name in my suicide note.”
Season 2, Episode 11: “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty.”
– “You can excuse racism??”
Season 2, Episode 18: “Hit me with your genie’s bottle. Rub it all over me.”
Season 3, Episode 4: “This was also a test and you all penised…. Passed”
Season 3, Episode 6: “The only thing I’m attracted to is taking him to court and eating his ass alive.”
– “Ooh.”
– “That’s not what I meant, stop putting gay things in my mouth.”
Season 6, Episode 12: “Now THAT’S a guy who knows how to marry his cousin!”
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