Disclaimer: We all know about Fred from YouTube. He is infuriatingly annoying, and thus was omitted from this list.
AKA Mr. Rogers from the good old neighborhood with his reliable bland cardigans.
Comic. Given name: Fereydun.
Former World No. 1 in golf (yawn).
This man has been acting for 32 years.
Of the many Fred Beans car dealerships.
You know the guy.
He has been in a lot of productions, but it is important to know he did the voice of the alien dad in Chicken Little.
Played a huge role in Japanese civil rights during and after WWII. Pretty badass guy.
Democrat from the House of Representatives in the late 70’s. Almost took him off the list because he was arrested in 1978 for soliciting sex from a 16-year-old boy and was also charged with federal corruption.
Triple Wimbledon champ and clothing brand!!!!!
(Another) Actor who played Frankenstein’s monster’s clone in The Munsters TV series.
NASA astronaut who might be one of three of ALL humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth.
NFL player who was hella petty. He played his last two seasons with the Patriots and thought it would tarnish his legacy. Then he signed a one day contract with the Jaguars (his OG team) after he finished with the Patriots so he could retire as a Jaguar. FUCK THE PATS!
(Eric Fred Norris) Was the longest-tenured staff member of The Howard Stern Show (except Howard Stern).
MLB player on way too many teams to count.
(Frederick Herman Jones) “Let’s split up, gang,” is never a good idea.
*****Bonus Fred!
Freddy Krueger, but because my dad has an uncle named Fred Kruger. I will forever be trying to locate any pic of him for a side-by-side comparison.