100 Times I am Ready to Punch the Next Person or Thing I See

1. When there are hundreds of great documentaries and your professor chooses the most boring one ever made from before the year 2000
2. That one annoying kid in class who has a dumbass comment for everything
3. When professor likes and interacts with a kid who has a dumbass comment for everything
4. DJ Khalid
5. When people say “are you sure you want to eat that”
6. When you just painted your nails but you really have to pee
7. People who “save” parking spots with their bodies and not cars
8. When your friend doesn’t know your worth
9. When the size medium is too small but the large is too big
10. People who leave voicemails when they can just text
11. Passive aggressive emails texts sticky notes
12. Aggressive emails texts sticky notes
13. When someone knows I’m literally right behind them and they don’t hold the door open
14. When I’m super far but someone holds the door open for me and then I feel obligated to run so they don’t have to wait too long
15. Subtweets
16. When the dryer doesn’t fully dry your clothes… YOU HAD ONE JOB
17. When professor likes and interacts with a kid who has a dumbass comment for everything
18. Fast walkers
19. Slow walkers
20. When you can only find one shoe
21. When you go to buy milk and buy everything but milk
22. When nobody has a tampon but you need one NOW
23. When kids make you want to cry (don’t punch kids though)
24. People who try to save parking spots with trash cans and traffic cones
25. When people don’t know personal boundaries
26. When the president tweets dumb shit
27. People who make fun of others for things out of their control
28. People who repeat the same story over and over
29. People who don’t cover their mouth when they sneeze or a cough
30. When you can’t remember all the details of a really good story
31. When the dealer doesn’t text you back but you need weed now.
32. When the new dealer tries to sell you oregano
33. When people drive too close to you
34. People who leave you on read
35. Taylor Swift
36. People who mumble
37. When nobody understands how sick you are
38. When the 18-year-old in front of you drives like a grandpa
39. When you pour a bowl of cereal and only have not enough milk
40. When you pour a bowl of cereal and have no milk
41. When your siblings don’t replace the toilet paper roll
42. Bigotry
43. When people speed ahead of you
44. Fuckery
45. When people step on the back of your shoe
46. When people honk at you on your walk to class
47. When the guy has a foot fetish
48. When a creepo old man stranger touches your butt more than once at an art museum
49. When you get sick because of bad weather
50. When the power goes out for 3 days and all the school does is give you two 12 hour glow sticks
51. When you bang your pinky toe
52. When Call Me By Your Name didn’t win every Oscar is it was nominated for
53. The Bachelor Arie. NERD!
54. When you take meds that are supposed to help you sleep but you still can’t sleep
55. The insane amount of student debt in America
56. When it’s almost summer and you want to wear shorts in high school but you can’t because legs are distracting to boys
57. People who cancel last minute
58. Having poppy seeds in your teeth and no one tells you
59.  When your house is super warm and then you have to step into the tundra
60. When you’re two minutes late to class and everyone turns around and stares
61. People who blame things on other generations, races, or religions
62. People who don’t believe in mental illness, eating disorders, addiction, learning disabilities etc.
63. Everything about Fuller House
64. Unpredictable weather
65. Diarrhea
66. Constipation
67. When you leave clothes in the wash for too long and have to run the cycle again
68. When you get into bed, get comfortable, and then realize you forgot to turn off your lights
69. When you only have an hour to do something on the computer and it automatically updates
70. When you take out the trash and find more trash
71. When your sock slides off in your shoe
72. People who “shush” me
73. When you hear a mosquito but don’t see it
74. When you spill popcorn
75. Having to clean your hair up after a shower
76. People who take things wayyyyyyy to seriously
77. Assigned reading
78. When you try watching a new show but can’t get into it so you watch The Office for the hundredth time
79. Tangled headphones
80. People who don’t give others credit for their jokes
81. People who whisper in front of you
82. When you stalk someone on Instagram and accidentally double tap their first photo from 2012
83. When someone opens your door to talk, leaves and doesn’t fully close the door
84. Cooking too much or too little food
85. When you’re in a movie theater and you have to go to the bathroom
86. When I’m about to speak and someone interrupts
87. People who double park
88. When you call someone and they don’t answer but then they call you two seconds later
89. When you know there is no food but you stare into the fridge hoping something will pop up
90. When you drop your phone on your face while lying down
91. When people look over your shoulder to read your texts
92. Spam emails
93. Public bathrooms that make you pay
94. Stepping in gum
95. When people keep sniffling but don’t use a tissue
96. Feeling bloated and other uncomfortable realities of having your period
97. When hair gets stuck in your butt crack after you shower
98. Waiting for your tea to not be scolding hot but then waiting too long and it’s room temperature
99. Getting something in your eye
100. People who complain about everything…

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