1. When there are hundreds of great documentaries and your professor chooses the most boring one ever made from before the year 2000
  2. That one annoying kid in class who has a dumbass comment for everything
  3. When professor likes and interacts with a kid who has a dumbass comment for everything
  4. DJ Khalid
  5. When people say “are you sure you want to eat that”
  6. When you just painted your nails but you really have to pee
  7. People who “save” parking spots with their bodies and not cars
  8. When your friend doesn’t know your worth
  9. When the size medium is too small but the large is too big
  10. People who leave voicemails when they can just text
  11. Passive aggressive emails texts sticky notes
  12. Aggressive emails texts sticky notes
  13. When someone knows I’m literally right behind them and they don’t hold the door open
  14. When I’m super far but someone holds the door open for me and then I feel obligated to run so they don’t have to wait too long
  15. Subtweets
  16. When the dryer doesn’t fully dry your clothes… YOU HAD ONE JOB
  17. When professor likes and interacts with a kid who has a dumbass comment for everything
  18. Fast walkers
  19. Slow walkers
  20. When you can only find one shoe
  21. When you go to buy milk and buy everything but milk
  22. When nobody has a tampon but you need one NOW
  23. When kids make you want to cry (don’t punch kids though)
  24. People who try to save parking spots with trash cans and traffic cones
  25. When people don’t know personal boundaries
  26. When the president tweets dumb shit
  27. People who make fun of others for things out of their control
  28. People who repeat the same story over and over
  29. People who don’t cover their mouth when they sneeze or a cough
  30. When you can’t remember all the details of a really good story
  31. When the dealer doesn’t text you back but you need weed now.
  32. When the new dealer tries to sell you oregano
  33. When people drive too close to you
  34. People who leave you on read
  35. Taylor Swift
  36. People who mumble
  37. When nobody understands how sick you are
  38. When the 18-year-old in front of you drives like a grandpa
  39. When you pour a bowl of cereal and only have not enough milk
  40. When you pour a bowl of cereal and have no milk
  41. When your siblings don’t replace the toilet paper roll
  42. Bigotry
  43. When people speed ahead of you
  44. Fuckery
  45. When people step on the back of your shoe
  46. When people honk at you on your walk to class
  47. When the guy has a foot fetish
  48. When a creepo old man stranger touches your butt more than once at an art museum
  49. When you get sick because of bad weather
  50. When the power goes out for 3 days and all the school does is give you two 12 hour glow sticks
  51. When you bang your pinky toe
  52. When Call Me By Your Name didn’t win every Oscar is it was nominated for
  53. The Bachelor Arie. NERD!
  54. When you take meds that are supposed to help you sleep but you still can’t sleep
  55. The insane amount of student debt in America
  56. When it’s almost summer and you want to wear shorts in high school but you can’t because legs are distracting to boys
  57. People who cancel last minute
  58. Having poppy seeds in your teeth and no one tells you
  59.  When your house is super warm and then you have to step into the tundra
  60. When you’re two minutes late to class and everyone turns around and stares
  61. People who blame things on other generations, races, or religions
  62. People who don’t believe in mental illness, eating disorders, addiction, learning disabilities etc.
  63. Everything about Fuller House
  64. Unpredictable weather
  65. Diarrhea
  66. Constipation
  67. When you leave clothes in the wash for too long and have to run the cycle again
  68. When you get into bed, get comfortable, and then realize you forgot to turn off your lights
  69. When you only have an hour to do something on the computer and it automatically updates
  70. When you take out the trash and find more trash
  71. When your sock slides off in your shoe
  72. People who “shush” me
  73. When you hear a mosquito but don’t see it
  74. When you spill popcorn
  75. Having to clean your hair up after a shower
  76. People who take things wayyyyyyy to seriously
  77. Assigned reading
  78. When you try watching a new show but can’t get into it so you watch The Office for the hundredth time
  79. Tangled headphones
  80. People who don’t give others credit for their jokes
  81. People who whisper in front of you
  82. When you stalk someone on Instagram and accidentally double tap their first photo from 2012
  83. When someone opens your door to talk, leaves and doesn’t fully close the door
  84. Cooking too much or too little food
  85. When you’re in a movie theater and you have to go to the bathroom
  86. When I’m about to speak and someone interrupts
  87. People who double park
  88. When you call someone and they don’t answer but then they call you two seconds later
  89. When you know there is no food but you stare into the fridge hoping something will pop up
  90. When you drop your phone on your face while lying down
  91. When people look over your shoulder to read your texts
  92. Spam emails
  93. Public bathrooms that make you pay
  94. Stepping in gum
  95. When people keep sniffling but don’t use a tissue
  96. Feeling bloated and other uncomfortable realities of having your period
  97. When hair gets stuck in your butt crack after you shower
  98. Waiting for your tea to not be scolding hot but then waiting too long and it’s room temperature
  99. Getting something in your eye
  100. People who complain about everything…

 

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    Hey! My name is Rachel and I'm a graphic design student at Arcadia University. I enjoy photography and long walks on the beach.

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