List of shit Pete Davidson movies I watched because I had a fat crush on him. These were all recent events by the way so this is kind of embarrassing for me. Anyways, onto the list, because I really spent a lot of time watching these things, and it’s time I’ll never get back. None of these are in particular order, they’re just all that bad.
#1. The Jesus Rolls (2019)
I honest to god dont remember what this movie was about, but I remember it sucked ass. I thought it was about bowling, because the main character is bowling in the movie poster and it’s called The Jesus Rolls but it was NOT about bowling. All I remember was that Pete Davidson carried this movie and when Pete Davidson is carrying your movie, there is a problem.
#2. Marmaduke (2022)
I have a lot to say about Marmaduke. Not only did this movie suck ass, but it genuinely ruined my whole year. This movie must’ve been made in like an hour with the budget of $20 spent on an animator from Fiver deadass. The movie was a massive fart fetish with an inflation kink. I’m not going to elaborate. All I can say is that this genuinely ruined my entire life with one watch let alone the four other times I watched it. I’ve shown this movie to a lot of people and they all think I’m crazy. I don’t know whose idea this was and I don’t know what drugs Pete Davidson was on when he agreed to do this.
#3. Good Burger 2 (2023)
I watched this movie because it said Pete Davidson was in it, and he was there for seconds in the first five minutes of the movie. I watched the whole thing and it was kind of ass.
#4. Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
I, again, watched this movie solely because Pete Davidson was in it. Spoiler alert, he dies in the first 10 minutes of the movie. Literally what was even the point? I finished the movie but the whole thing was terrible and a huge waste of time to be honest. The reviews of the movie are good, so maybe it’s just me being biased but I really didn’t like it and I hated every character INCLUDING Pete Davidson’s character too.
#5. Good Mourning
This is probably the one on this list I hate the least. The movie objectively sucks. HOWEVER, the people in this movie made it really unserious, so I thought it was funny. If you want to watch a movie with a real story and character growth and real substance, don’t watch this movie, because it has none of that. This movie is genuinely awful, but like if you watch it with your brain off, it’s relatively okay.
In conclusion, I have wasted a lot of time watching movies that are really shit. Moral of the story dont spend time watching shit media.
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