Here’s ten of my favorite bird puns, because who could have just one? Enjoy!
1. If a seagull goes over the sea, what goes over the bay?
A bagel
2. What bird gets sad a lot?
A blue bird
3. How do crows stick together in a flock?
Velcrow
4. Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies
5. What did the teacher bird say to the mamma bird?
We need a parrot-teacher meeting
6. How many cans does it take to make a bird?
Two cans
7. What kind of a bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagle
8. What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies
9. What kind of alcohol do female chickens drink?
Hen-essey
10. Why language do geese speak?
Portugeese
