I’m Dropping Out of College and Going on A Safari

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, which is why we call it the present,” so why am I sitting in a university classroom learning algebra (that I still don’t understand) for the seventh year in a row? 

If today really is such a gift- sorry not sorry, I’m dropping out of college and going on a safari. And when I’m done with that I will be… 

  1. Skydiving 
  2. Wrapping a snake around my neck 
  3. Going rock climbing 
  4. Flying a hot air balloon  
  5. Making a smoothie
  6. Making my own smoothie business
  7. White water rafting 
  8. Buying a truck to sell smoothies 
  9. Getting more tattoos
  10. Eating fire
  11. Riding an elephant
  12. Bringing my smoothie truck to sell smoothies at music festivals
  13. Meeting someone famous (I’ll let you know when i know) 
  14. Starting a charity 
  15. Doing my dishes 
  16. Writing a blog 
  17. Writing a song 
  18. Writing a book 
  19.  Writing two books
  20. Taking an art class 
  21. Taking an IQ test 
  22. Researching ways to improve my IQ 
  23. Trying acupuncture 
  24. Playing the stock market 
  25. Learning how to cook 
  26. Eating a meal from a famous chef (again, when I know, you’ll know) 
  27. Learning a line dance
  28. Touching a famous piece of art
  29. Meeting Oprah 
  30. Seeing a 3D movie 
  31. Doing a proper hula dance 
  32. Setting a Guinness Book of World record 
  33. Watching sumo wrestling 
  34. Participating in sumo wrestling 
  35. Making a balloon animal 

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