Minecraft—if you’ve lived on planet Earth, then you’ve definitely heard of the game that’s sold the most in all of video game history. Like any popular video game though, there’s bound to be interesting content surrounding the franchise. That’s where we come in— us, the amazing tag-team duo. Today, we proudly introduce to you the results of our late night shenanigans that maybe should have stayed within the confines of our room and not on this page. Still, we couldn’t help ourselves when we saw the title of this issue— these jokes would’ve probably been better off staying within the confines of our rather empty skulls, but it’s too late to take this back now. Without further ado, we present to you, our Top 10 Minecraft Sex Jokes, presented from worst to best.
10. Bush unshaved, call that a lush cave.
9. I’m up cramming my entity.
8. My sex life is like Herobrine – nonexistent, but always there.
7. She turn my cobble into stone.
6. Call me magma because I cream.
5. Are you a strider? ‘Cause I’m gonna ride you when things get hot.
4. She’s a wither with how she’s weathering my storm.
3. Balls hot. (It doesn’t make sense, but you had to be there.)
2. Call me a redstone repeater with how I be making that end rod thrust.
1. Call me an ender chest, ‘cause this box is infinite.
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