Kissing is a large part a relationship, therefore it’s important to know what you’re getting into as far as lip action goes. If your boyfriend or girlfriend is a terrible kisser then a simple, fun make-out session can turn into a painful 10 minutes of slobber and bad breath. Here are 10 traits of a bad kisser, so that you can use to detect if your partner is a pro or an absolute train wreck when it comes to kissing.
- They kiss you like they want to eat you – yes, you are a snack, but we are not into cannibalism
- Their kisses are sloppy and wet
- Kiss every other part of your face EXCEPT your mouth
- Their breath is horrible. Seriously, mouthwash and toothpaste work wonders
- Shoves their tongue down your throat
- They make so many noises while kissing that it’s distracting and disturbing
- Press their lips against your mouth so hard that it feels like a fist
- Never let you get a breath of air
- (If they have big lips) They don’t know how to use them. I’m not kidding when I say that both of my lips were in their mouth. I had nightmares about it for weeks.
- Constantly moving their head all over the place like a damn bobblehead. You deserve better than a bobblehead.
